#makeoutmarrymurdermonday

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the stabbiest one of all? I've always loved the darker side to fairy tales. There's something about taking the things I loved as a child and making them dark and devious that makes me so happy. Knowing that the original tales were pretty damn dark to begin with [...]

#makeoutmarrymurdermonday

Is there anything more murdery than vampires? I mean, they live off of BLOOD!!! Their teeth are stabby! They die by getting stabbed with wood in the heart! And, they live forever. That doesn't exactly relate, but IS an excellent vampire selling point, so I felt it necessary to add. Also, vampires are not supposed [...]

#makeoutmarrymurdermonday

A glorious morning my stabby lovelies!!! We're running on beach time today, so sorry not sorry for the later post! I am in a wonderfully relaxed mood, sitting on a balcony, listening to the waves. Life, in short, is very good. I almost don't want to stab anyone today. Almost. I mean, I'm still me, [...]

#makeoutmarrymurdermonday

Oh, hello Monday. I didn't see you, lurking... Well, today's feature just sums up how I feel most Monday's. Like a zombie. I'm sure all the parents with children back in school AGREE! We're all a bit stabby and zombified today. And nothing says stabby more than fighting zombies! Or being a zombie. There's stabbing [...]

#makeoutmarrymurdermonday

Is anyone else feeling like adding some quirk to their murder this morning??? It's sort of like adding cream to your coffee, but more bloody. It's the first Monday in August, which means we're one Monday closer to fall! Which happens to include MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR: All Hallows Eve. And, because it's [...]

#makeoutmarrymurdermonday – Horror edition

Hey hey hey!!! Is it weird how much I missed this last week??? If you follow me on Instagram, you know I've been in a bit of a horror mood lately. There's just something about hot summer nights that make the things that go bump in the night feel a little more real, isn't there? And, honestly, [...]